Leave it to CNN.com to keep us up to date on the world's most pressing stories. This was on the FRONT PAGE, mind you.
Report: Paris Hilton to Retire in 2 Years
Retire from what, Paris? From your work as an "actress"? Is it hard work playing yourself? You've been doing double duty, playing the dual roles of "blonde idiot" and "spoiled brat", and each so convincingly! By all means, you deserve a break.
No, wait, I guess that's us.
Posted by aokie at June 13, 2005 07:46 PM | TrackBackcalm down.
Posted by: erin at June 14, 2005 09:54 AM